you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs)

stuff my kid brother part 2


Bro: Who are you texting?

Me: Andrea

Bro: Liar why does she have a different area code then hmmmm.. your lying to me.

Me: No she just has a different phone area its common

Bro: Ok then ask her her name…. followed by her social security, if shes your real friend shell give it to you


trying to fit with a new group like



i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce